14 Best Funny Quotes & Sayings

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.- Oscar WildeHere are some Best Funny Quotes & Sayings to make you smile:

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
- Oscar Wilde

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
- Author Unknown

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
- Will Rogers

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- Oscar Wilde

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train.
- Anonymous

When everything comes your way you’re in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous

Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
- Mark Twain

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.- Oscar Wilde

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